GRADUATE STUDENTS WANTED for educational journey. Low wages, bitter cold, long hours of complete darkness. Easy degree doubtful. Honors and a commencement in event of success.*
Please send an email to email@example.com with a brief statement of purpose, a CV, and unofficial transcript(s). Details about SEEC-Lab work and information for prospective students can be found at www.seec-lab.com. Position(s) available starting Fall 2023 or Summer 2023 (negotiable), and open until filled. Submit materials by May 1, 2023 for full consideration.
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To express your general interest in the SEEC Lab — Send the following via email to Dr. Westley (firstname.lastname@example.org):
1) A brief description of your personal interests in attending UAF and working on themes of SEEC, your past work and academic experiences, and professional goals, and
2) current resume or CV